he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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