they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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