Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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