he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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