Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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