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  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:44am

    haha i love this site more and more everyday... deff had this conversation with my friend today i decided this week ill just eat at home more often :)

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:53pm

    nice, sounds like a female version of myself, except switch cigs with chew. I can feel the chemistry already

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:21pm

    fuck yeah to this. i'm the same way girlll! 420 <3

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:45am

    you people need to chill... it was a joke.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:13am

    ahahahaha we leadddd the same life ! representtttt

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:20pm

    10:05... I believe she meant weed, cigarettes, alcohol and food. not "weed cigarettes", dork.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:39am

    this shits funny! legalize it! my choice is what i chose to do and if i'm causing no harm it shouldn't bother you! gotta love ben harper

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:05pm

    FAKE....the only people who use the term "weed cigarettes" are police officers and parents jesus moderators try to keep these believable

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:25pm

    hell yea thats what happens in the 516

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:23am

    cut the cigarettes out, you could buy a dime! hahah <3

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:28pm

    opt for the glue on nails if you're desperate...they're like 6 bucks, I've found that they're not too bad every now and then if you're strapped for cash.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:39pm

    typical long islander

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:10am

    yessss thank you story of my life!!! perfect order. ignore these haters..........

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:05am

    def from nassau county haha all my money goes to weed, alcohol, gas, other assorted drugs and food when im high. oh life.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:12pm

    I agree with 11:48! ... you are my dream girl. Seriously.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    i still don't get what makes them dumb? at least she's not taking out loans and going into debt like most of this "great" country.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    lol judge not, lest ye be judged. to all weed prioritizers: make good choices :)

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:53pm

    Pish posh don't give up it happens to the best of us, those are my prioritys and I'm doin fine

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:39am

    lol they are broke yet they still have money to send pointless texts messages..

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    you sound like a skank.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:26pm

    9:12 thats where you are wrong, natural selection means these people will have 10 kids. Planning and logistics is obviously not their strong point.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:35am

    who wants to play soggy waffle???

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    you know, calling people idiots doesn't really do anything except make yourself look like an ass. that said, if you can afford to do all of the above then it's no problem. if you're 20k in debt, you should prolly cut the booze or the weed to start getting out. i'd cut the booze tho personally lol

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:57pm

    haha, this is basically my life story. I feel your pain, stay strong, like 8.53 said: "don't give up"

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:14am

    wow thats kinda pathetic. oh man you gotta love all the little long island skanks

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:53pm

    Ohhh Long Island. What a conflicted relationship I have with you.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:36pm

    9:26 that's where you are wrong... Obviously planning is no longer a problem if she's stopped getting her nails done (Money management at its finest). Smoking and drinking doesn't make you an idiot or impregnate you either. I smoke marijuana and I still have a 3.8 - logistics has nothing to do with it.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:41pm

    11:48 this sounds like a great plan! best of both worlds!!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:17pm

    weed, rolls, alcohol, gas, food

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:06pm

    Those r my 4 basic food groups too

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:02pm

    1:08am just said exactly what i was going to say. word man

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:48am

    this is my life minus the cigarettes. and anti weed people can go fuck themselves.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:35am

    wtfff. how is kentucky beating ca with weed laws. majorly lagging californiaaa.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm

    fact: girls were given boobs and a vag so they could get the necessities in life paid for such as alcohol and weed ps this is a girl so dont say its sexist!!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:11am

    You and I should totally date.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:48am

    true life im from long island

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:00am

    all of you are pathetic. you're all what's wrong with the world. can't wait til you eventually die a really early death from health problems :) have a nice (short and unproductive) life that doesn't involve reproduction

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:36pm

    im tellin ya that is MY LIFE STORYY!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:26pm

    stop smoking cigs. you'll have a lot more money for weed, and weed wont kill you in the long-run, and its a lot more worth it. cut the alc too. ive learned that id rather spend my money on weed, and just get alc from other people (youre a girl, its not very hard). weed is worth the money, cigs and alc arent.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:48am

    you need to date a cigarette-smoking drug dealer. hopefully he's a ballin dealer cuz then he'll pay for food and drinks at the bar too. THEN you can start getting your nails done again.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:59pm

    Food would my choice as well

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:17pm

    i think all these haters would be surprised that they prolly know some people who smoke but have no clue. you can hide it good. i have a respectable job and pay my bills on time and no one has a clue i smoke.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:44pm

    9:10... this site is supposed to be funny its people like you who ruin it and i'd say cut the food and bring back getting your nails done!!!!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:39am

    check out the laws in your state. u might be able to grow your own and save a ton! i'm from ky where its legal to have 1 weed plant per person:) alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:19am

    I can cut out buying food when I'm in school, the caf is free :)

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:46pm

    fact: weed kills less brain cells then alcohol. having said that, I think I'm falling in love w/ America. Here in Holland weed's allowed(not legal though, so when you smoke one, don't piss off the cops walking by), so everyone smokes it, even prep school teachers. Apparently Americans smokre it even more. I made alot of frieds whilst high, so I'm going to be one popular mofo in America!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:19am

    i don't understand why these people are pretending weed is a bad thing, i buy weed cigs and food, i'm in college so i wont buy alcohol when i can go to a party and drink for free! SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:17am

    10:11 & 10:14 - just because she "regularly" gets her nails done does not mean she's rich or has "luxuries." Getting your nails done in Nassau County costs a lot less than it would in other parts of the country.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:05pm

    HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ME 2 THIS IS MY LIFE STORY!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:16am

    516! this is def my bestfriend's text

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:02am

    Gotta love the 516!

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:04pm

    at least if you cut food you won't have to buy as much alcohol to get drunk... thereby saving money to buy more alcohol... or get your nails done.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:14pm

    Ugh. Rich people. "Boo hoo, I can't afford the things that are bad for me, I have to stop getting my nails done! What's next? The liposuction? I can't give up the plastic surgery; I'll look hideous!"

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:47pm

    good thinking 11:04, i might try that!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by krazixxkri on Sep 27, 11 at 2:27am

    sadly this is my life.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:41pm

    Quit smoking..... cigarettes

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    10 05 youre dumb dude she means weed AND cigarettes

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:38pm

    MOVE TO HOLLAND then you FUCKING IDIOT!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:41pm

    haha you would be from a 516 area code...same heree

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:17am

    you would be from long island!!! woop rep the 516 <3 i think this is everyone from nassau's lifestyle

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:30am

    read, smoke, listen, eat, sleep, drink, eat If that bothers others, well ... you must have too much time on your hands. Let real problems bother you and let people do what the fuck they god damn well please

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:19pm

    damn... are you me!?

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:40pm

    solution. grow your own MJ plant and only smoke the cancer sticks when you are drunk. yeeeee.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:32pm

    the purpose of this website is to post texts sent out of context because its FUNNY. fuck you haters.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:47am

    broke weed, music, food. 420

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:09pm

    i think she meant weed AND cigarettes 10:05 I think this lifestyle is a bit excessive. If I didn't have a care in the world though, I'd do it.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:44pm

    hahahahah YES mine is cigs, alcohol, gas & food. and i would cut the food out. already have pretty much, and i had to stop doing my nails too. works pissed but im one happy camper :]

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:04pm

    Glad to see idiots in the world.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by ilovedrake55 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:50am

    Fuck yesssssssssssssss! Love this

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:00pm

    wow im glad there are others like me. i chose weed over paying my cell bill. (win)

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:08am

    i feel you sister, but i'd cut the booze too. other than that, sounds like you're doing okay.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    It's the last sentence that pisses me off. If she used to regularly get her nails done, then she probably has a shitload of other luxuries that could, for a normal person, easily be cut to fund these bad habits.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:20pm

    weed is awesome... if you dont think so STFU.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:08am

    no, cut cigarettes, man. you get nothing out of it except for the addiction and bank account dranage. and if you cut food, you're cutting a third of the fun of being high.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:45pm

    @9:26 at least she's not dyslexic it's (9:21, not 9:12) and probably knows that "planning and logistics ARE" not IS. fail, yo.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:17pm

    All of your problems happen to grow on trees ya know

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:00am

    fucking amazing. i get good nail discounts. so i didn't have to cut it out :) i say cut out foood.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:32pm

    ahahahahaha i love looking at the 516 codes. long island is just one big cloud of weed smoke to the right of new york. every day, man. every. fucking. day.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:57pm

    HAHA this is my lifestyle as well...and when you think about it, smoking cigs curbs the appetite anyways!

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:50pm

    Why is this a "Bad Night"..... She def has her priorities straight. These fools saying "bad night" must be from Jersey or the north east,,,,,,and NOT the good parts.

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:15am

    to all the people saying weed is gonna kill me: please name a time that someone has died from a weed overdose. fucktards.

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:21pm

    i wouldnt worry about it guys, natural selection will help so these people dont reproduce

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:10pm

    ALL of you are FREAKIN IDIOTS!!! Hope you have fun getting BUTT RAPED in JAIL..thats where your heading in LIFE..dont think its cool!

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:47am

    This is my life minus the alcohol. Good times, great life :] And no one dies from weed overdose... it's impossible. Haven't you ever seen Marijuana Nation on National Geographic? You don't overdose on mary jane, I promise. And weed has nothing to do with planning OR logistics; I'm a 3.5 GPA person, myself, and college has done me well.

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:10am

    YOU PEOPLE tell yourself WEED is OK!!! LOSERS

  • 28 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:24am

    Nassau county <3 hahaha we are fails