I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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