Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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