i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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