i just had sex bonerless
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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