She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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