I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
50% drunk capacity currently
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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