The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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