Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think your dad took our porno
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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