I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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