They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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