Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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