I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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