So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Terrible idea I love it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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