I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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