Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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