That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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