Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize