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  • Submitted by freckleface on Sep 3, 10 at 11:48am

    At least she's considerate.

  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 3, 10 at 11:52am

    definitely just went limper than seeing Oprah naked....

  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 3, 10 at 1:58pm

    A stripper doing/saying something classless and disgusting?? No way...!

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    Submitted by straightchilln on Sep 3, 10 at 8:58pm

    why is she speaking at all, really?

  • Submitted by nmstew on Sep 3, 10 at 12:39pm

    I would have paid extra fo that

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 11:48am

    damnn boner kill!

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    Submitted by Thrax on Sep 3, 10 at 3:34pm

    I would have told her that I'd give her an xtra $10 for every time she got it in my mouth

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    Submitted by dallyo on Sep 4, 10 at 3:26am

    I'm just impressed she got her figure back so fast!! Took me over a year before I could get back in a two piece.....

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    Submitted by takats on Sep 5, 10 at 5:19am

    Well at least you know her tits are real

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    Submitted by whatnow on Sep 3, 10 at 12:14pm

    @fogitnozzel I'm guessing that you do?

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    Submitted by mickserwillo on Sep 6, 10 at 4:18am

    Nuffin wrong with that

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    Submitted by swpoison on Sep 3, 10 at 6:49pm

    .... Most of them would have squirted you and charged extra

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 3, 10 at 2:32pm

    Oh c'mon y'all! Breast milk, the nectar of the gods.

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    Submitted by getwhatuget on Sep 3, 10 at 9:04pm

    i think i just threw up in my mouth

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    Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:25pm

    Why would she tell u this???

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    Submitted by mommylonglegs36 on Sep 5, 10 at 4:06pm

    Last night I randomly remembered a guy I slept with that I'd forgotten about. Does that make me a whore?

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    Submitted by iwuvpie on Sep 3, 10 at 5:55pm

    Just like the creators of tfln

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    Submitted by stargirl19980 on Sep 3, 10 at 10:21pm

    DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

  • Submitted by archer79 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:02pm

    My husband saw one in Canada who had a tail. At least that's more interesting than having to put nipple shields on :P

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      Submitted by freckleface on Sep 3, 10 at 12:35pm

      I would almost expect that from Canada.

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        Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Sep 3, 10 at 10:08pm

        i completely agree. Dirty Canadians.

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    Submitted by Joelle on Sep 4, 10 at 1:23am

    ...read this one off FML a few days ago...way to be original..

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 3, 10 at 2:20pm

    can i have a refund?

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    Submitted by stig on Sep 4, 10 at 3:43am

    That'll cost you extra

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Sep 3, 10 at 2:40pm

    I wouldn't go back to that club if I was you

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    Submitted by whattt on Sep 3, 10 at 5:09pm

    I saw this and shocked it wasn't 610. Buckrubs, where the one armed, or deaf, or lactating strippers call home

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    Submitted by Phoosh on Sep 3, 10 at 1:31pm

    ... Well, I got nothing for this one.

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    Submitted by whiskeytgirl on Sep 4, 10 at 6:45pm

    Classy and considerate

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    Submitted by lewiso1 on Sep 3, 10 at 9:57pm

    Fake

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    Submitted by 19talife on Sep 13, 10 at 2:17pm

    Larrys villa in Vegas?

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    Submitted by 23114 on Sep 3, 10 at 8:15pm

    HaHa!

  • Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 3, 10 at 12:01pm

    Some peeps have a milk fetish. Lol

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    Submitted by devtron on Jul 22, 11 at 10:54pm

    That's adorable,this stripper pooped on my pennies once

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    Submitted by Alexanderpolski on Sep 4, 10 at 9:54am

    Lol, boner FAIL.

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    Submitted by uk2k11 on Sep 3, 10 at 1:20pm

    Cockblock!

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    Submitted by klangford on Sep 3, 10 at 3:15pm

    Hello? hello?...hello?..anyone there? there? Hey, your vag has an echo! echo....echo...ech....

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    Submitted by uridyl on Aug 12, 11 at 10:05pm

    You should have ordered a shot of vodka and Kahlua, and asked her to make you a White Russian :-)

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    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 12, 12 at 10:24am

    The strippers that I know always told me that guys would pay extra for that or beg for it once they found out...