Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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