lets start a swedish sibling band together
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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