Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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