i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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