I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
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the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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