I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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