can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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