i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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