That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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