Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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