Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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