You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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