happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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