Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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