Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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