I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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