Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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