Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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