Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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