If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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