We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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