R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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