Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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