took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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