dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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