so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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