And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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