Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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